Me: "Okay, so I can't find my vibrator. Not that I'm looking for it right now. But I can't effing find it. I had to use my hand the other day. It is 2008. We are past that."
Isaac: "You should read the DailyKos coverage of Sarah Palin. It is super orgasmic."
(later)
Me: "I am watching Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader."
Isaac: "That the least orgasm-inducing show on TV."
Me: "I know. What's the opposite of an orgasm?"
Isaac: "Ifgasm?"
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